Droop in Denmark

I'm a newly hatched university student. I've been on this planet for two decades. I study Medialogy, and can hardly explain what it is. Nor can I tell you if I like it.

I like football, friends, games, music and all the ladies of the world.

Expect great things!

The Department of Magical Law Enforcement today announced it would begin investigating claims that sparkling vampires and shapeshifting wolves have been attempting to incite war with muggle-Italy. Harry Potter, the head of the department’s Auror Office, stated for the wider magical community not to panic at the revelation, declaring the situation “under control”. When pressed for further information regarding an undisclosed Italian organisation also in question, the previous Boy Who Lived merely shrugged, insisting that it “wasn’t important,”. The Minister for Magic was unavailable for comment.

—The Daily Prophet. (via 8bitslique)

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